Your murky past lay quiet in the dark fog as I ravished you forgetting myself.
Suddenly out of erstwhile placid if dim mists burst forth furious fire breathing monsters, laying waste to my pride, scattering my focused ardour, interrupting my heedless lust, mauling my ego to shreds.
My manhood shrivelled amidst the fiery blast. I did reel dazed.
And you dare protest that my love for you should salve scalds thus recieved.
And you dare expect said love to blind me to the eyesore it inflicted.
"As you were," you dare order.
It's just one demand too many, a little bit too much.