Assignment

Task:
"Go home, listen to these six Ed Sheeran songs and get back to me."

Answer:

I listened to some of the music, mainly because it is you that asked.

I can see why you recommend him.

However my main grievance is the lovesick sentimentalism rampant in his songs. The last thing a man alone at night after a day's work and an evening's football needs to be listening to is lovesick sentimentalism.

Hunger and exhaustion shall not be further compounded with intensely emotional romantic music so long as you are absent.

This assignment will strictly be resumed in your presence if I am so inclined.

Let livelier music animate my humble abode's ambience until then.