Shred the textbooks and recycle the pencils!
Burden the little tykes with actual laptops.
Everything’s going digital,
None of that analogue mess!
It’s quite the slick gimmick:
No more donkeywork and waiting lines!
Just touch of a button and loading screens.
Away with filing cabinets and “lost” paperwork!
Far rather databases and server crashes
Worst case, perchance hackers, viruses?
Harness the creative spark in data cables!
Wirelessly harvest the brain’s yield
export the product at fibre-optic light-speed.
Make traffic jams a working area -
No idle sitting! No sleeping on transit!
Yet none dare call it “Digital Jail”